Outside Rules

Let’s keep neighbors happy!

  • Do not block anyone’s driveway ever, even temporarily.
  • Do not loiter outside the gate.
  • Do not speak in loud voices or engage in indiscreet conversation where neighbors can hear you.
  • Do not wear inappropriate clothing while outside or in the neighborhood.
  • Do not have BDSM gear sticking out of your bag while outside or in the neighborhood.

House Rules

  • No non-consensual activities.
  • No screaming or loud yelling, except in case of emergency.
  • No illegal activities.
  • No illegal drugs.
  • No performance enhancing drugs (can lead to medical emergencies).
  • No one under 18 years of age.
  • No play allowed with anyone inebriated or not of sound mind.
  • No unsupervised use of bondage, blindfolds, or gags.
  • No non-consensual photography or video.
  • No electricity play (violet wand okay) without approval.
  • No wax play without a surface cover.
  • No fire play (flash cotton okay).
  • No gun play.
  • No sharp knife play.
  • No choking.
  • No smoking inside, if smoking outside, use ash tray provided.
  • No personal locks on the equipment.

Safety First!

  • Always call 911 in the case of a life threatening emergency.
  • In the case of an in scene emergency, yell “SAFE WORD”!
  • Do not combine performance enhancing drugs and play!
  • AED kit (defibrillator) is mounted on the kitchen wall.
  • First Aid Kits are in all bathrooms and in the kitchen.
  • Fire extinguishers are mounted on the kitchen wall.
  • Smoke detectors, emergency lighting, and flood lights are hardwired.


  • TURN UP THE LIGHTS to clean! Dim dungeons can lead to missed hazards like lube spills.
  • Turn off all lights, heat, fans, and music (okay to leave speakers on).
  • Return all used items, including furniture and equipment, back to where you found them.
  • Make sure bathrooms are tidy, and replace used towels.
  • Lock kitchen door in Black Thorn (front door locks automatically).
  • Lock entrance doors to Sacred Muse and The Attic (press “lockstate” button).
  • Use CaviCide to clean used and exposed surfaces. This includes implements, floors, furniture, door knobs, and lube bottles.
  • Thoroughly wipe down equipment! This includes chains, the bed frame, and, in particular, the underside of the multi-bench, straps, legs, and floor!
  • Wipe up lube smears and floor spills thoroughly to avoid tracking and falls (alcohol is good for spilled lube).
  • Use the condoms provided as a barrier for insertable toys and vibrators.
  • Place used linens and ropes (in the mesh laundry bag) into the hamper bins by the dryer.
  • Using fresh linens, neatly redress the bed and replace pillow cases. Linens are located in the bedroom drawers in Black Thorn and in the mirrored closet in Sacred Muse.
  • Pull the bed cover tight and make the pillows tidy (hotel bed standard).
  • Wipe down the multi-bench, including straps and frame, thoroughly.
  • Wash and put away used dishes.
  • Take out garbage from the play rooms (if the bins are at least half full).
  • Replace garbage bin liners (left of sink in Black Thorn & under the counter in kitchenette of Sacred Muse).
  • If full, take out kitchen garbage and recycling (only recyclables please) to the big outside bins behind Black Thorn front porch (grey is recycling, brown is garbage).
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